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Welcome Reception

All receptions are held in the convention centre to avoid  peak evening hour travel. After the dinner, transport is arranged to official hotels. Guests staying in other locations are strongly advised to make their own travel arrangements, preferably by official taxis to avoid any problems. Driving under influence is a serious offence.

 

January 27th 2012      Timing Venue

God's Own Country Dinner

(Comprezon Stockings)

   19.00 – 21.00 Hrs  IMA Convention Center

 

The first function to welcome delegates, exhibitors, sponsors and speakers to the conference. To be held at the IMA convention centre, this will be your first chance to mingle with old friends and new colleagues and acknowledge the valued contribution of our exhibitors. Cocktail & dinner will be served. This evening promises networking with a difference – come along to catch up with old colleagues and welcome new friends. Cost for this function is included in all registration types, including exhibitor registration.

 
 
January 28th 2012 Timing Venue

Land of Lungi Dinner                        

(Sigvaris Stockings)

19.00 – 23.30 Hrs     IMA Convention Centre
 

Join your colleagues and friends for a night of celebration. Enjoy an evening of fabulous food, wines and outstanding entertainment at IMA convention centre. The highlight of the evening will be a fusion of east with western music and dance. You will be thoroughly entertained with live DJ and will dance the night away. All male participants are requested to bring along one white shirt (Kerala style); and female participants one Kerala saree for attending the dinner.  This will be a night not to be missed!

 

 

 

 

LAND OF LUNGI   [DOWNLOAD MP3]

 


Traveling in a snow white Amby
With my driver & his name was Thambi
Said he was a recent gulf returnee
Gave me a soda and a glass of brandy

He said, Welcome to the land of lungi
Everybody here calls it God's own country
Appam, stew & meen curry
You better taste I know you like it simbly

Got stuck in a jam in Delhi
I was sad bcoz, I no malum Hindi
The cars on the road are so crazy
I turn to police and said sirjii..
And I said, I come from the land of lungi
Goes well with a khadi sanjee..
Everybody here drive like monkey..
Road is good but traffic here, Excuse me!!!

Mammookaaaa... mamookaaa... mamookaaaa

Met a man in a bar in Dubai
Thick mustache having beef fry
Said his T shirt was Lacoste 
Big gold chain & Mitsubishi 

And he said, he come from the land of lungi
Everybody here call it God's own country
Double stitch and call it kaili...
Wear it white with starch and call it dhoti..

I come from the land of lungi
Women sweet and men are very hairy
Lift the cloth and show off your one good knee
You become very very sexy

Welcome to the land of lungi
Kappa, beef and fish molee
Weather is hot and food is spicy
Better taste I know you like it simbly..

Welcome to the land of lungi....

 

 

HOTEL KERALAFONIA   [DOWNLOAD MP3]

 

 

On the road to Trivandrum

Coconut oil in my hair

Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don’t like the look of his smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering “No power today”
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
 
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It’s infested here
It’s infested here
 
His finger’s stuck up his nostril
He’s got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that’s just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room’s full of mice
He said,
Don’t worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
 
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
 
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can’t cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down

God’s Own Country? Oh, Heaven!

 

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